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Shogun Buddy
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Every exhausted ronin just wants to be left alone, which means there is always a tyrannical shogun aggressively finding new ways to ruin his day. Enter Shogun Buddy. He didn’t just study the blade; he memorized the employee handbook. He’s wearing eighty pounds of immaculate ceremonial armor just to walk into your workspace and ask why your boots aren’t polished. That ancient sacred scroll he’s unrolling? Not martial wisdom. It’s a 14-page itemized list of your safety violations and the mandatory recall roster for this weekend’s working party.