Shogun Buddy

Shogun Buddy

Vinyl
$4.49
Sale price  $4.49 Regular price 
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Shogun Buddy

Shogun Buddy

$4.49
Sale price  $4.49 Regular price 
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Every exhausted ronin just wants to be left alone, which means there is always a tyrannical shogun aggressively finding new ways to ruin his day. Enter Shogun Buddy. He didn’t just study the blade; he memorized the employee handbook. He’s wearing eighty pounds of immaculate ceremonial armor just to walk into your workspace and ask why your boots aren’t polished. That ancient sacred scroll he’s unrolling? Not martial wisdom. It’s a 14-page itemized list of your safety violations and the mandatory recall roster for this weekend’s working party.

The Vibe: The final boss of middle management. Completely immune to reason, highly motivated, and absolutely denying your leave request.

The Blueprint: Thick premium vinyl *not guaranteed UV protection*

The Setup: A mandatory addition to your Pelican case, Hydro Flask, toolbox, or anywhere else you thought you were safe. No matter where you hide, the Blue Falcon will find you.

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