Buddy has taken the next logical step in his evolution: taxation. Robed up like an imperial compliance goblin and carrying a scroll full of revised obligations, Tax Buddy exists to collect, correct, and worsen your day with full administrative confidence. He does not negotiate. He reassesses.
That scroll isn’t ceremonial. It’s a fresh list of fees, penalties, procedural findings, and one new requirement that definitely was not there yesterday. If he’s pointing at you, the audit has already started.
The Vibe: Final-form revenue enforcement.
The Blueprint: Thick premium vinyl *not guaranteed UV protection*
The Setup: Stick it on your bottle, case, laptop, or toolbox as a reminder that Buddy always finds a new way to collect.
